by David Jack » September 22nd, 2007, 5:14 am
in a similar vein, this is from a book called 'positive thinking for calvinists'. it's a secular publication, so it doesn't really address theology as such, and presumably they also had less of an axe to grind than did the 'evangelical catechism' writers.
"You are perilously near to becoming a calvinist if...
You enjoy talking to people in King James English
You are building a pulpit for your living room
You believe Moses should have shaved
You have a picture of Sodom and Gomorrah, the day after they got it, and you look at it a lot and smile
You scrawl bible verses on the bathroom walls of your local pub
You thought back to the future was a movie about biblical prophecy
You keep biblical tracts in your mobile phone carrying case
You can trace Saddam Hussein's genealogy to nebuchadnezzar
You think genuflect is a type of mirror
You wish you could preach like Ian Paisley
You know that 'Santa', unscrambled, is 'Satan'."
"This is and has been the Father’s work from the beginning-to bring us into the home of His heart.” George MacDonald.