by Stanley Anderson » March 21st, 2006, 5:56 pm
*The Dawn Treader's prow comes CRASHING THROUGH THE LARGE PANORAMIC WINDOWS AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE WARDROBE FORUMS in slow motion and from several different angles as Jo, Theo, and Erekose flee the oncoming disaster in all directions*
Am I late? I sailed here as fast as I could when I heard about the party, but being a ship doesn't allow one to maneuver as quickly as one might like, don't you know.
Anybody care for some Ramandu's cheese-topped barnicle hors devours or Silver Sea lily-cakes? I think I might have some leftover fireberries from the sun and Lone Island ale down in my hold somewhere.
*spying a splintered four-by-four stud with angled nails and jutting out of the floor* Hey, that looks like a good docking area -- someone wanna tie a nice cleat hitch to it with this line so I can sit back and enjoy a nice refreshing bilge pumping?
--Stanley
(I wonder if anyone will recognize my parody of the famous scene in the movie Silver Streak -- as was also done in "Airplane"?:-)
…on a night of rain Frodo smelled a sweet fragrance on the air and heard the sound of singing that came over the water. And then it seemed to him that as in his dream in the house of Bombadil, the grey rain-curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a fair green country under a swift sunrise.