by Sven » May 8th, 2006, 7:41 pm
Buy them, but please don't leave them in the package. I hate it when people buy toys and leave them in the container to maintain some bogus 'collector's value'. Play with them, maybe with all your other dolls, erm, action figures:
Authentic kneeling rifleman #5: Sir, I spotted a lion biting off a blonde lady's head! He's bigger than our headquarters box!
Bearded '70s GI Joe: Quick, man, get the bazooka team and have them open fire!
Rat! he found breath to whisper, shaking. Are you afraid?
Afraid? murmured the Rat, his eyes shining with unutterable love.
Afraid! Of Him? O, never, never! And yet -- and yet -- O, Mole, I am afraid!
Then the two animals, crouching to the earth, bowed their heads and did worship.