Into the Wardrobe

There is an old Jewish imprecation which I think goes something like this;
"You should have a hundred investment accounts, and in each account a million dollars, and each dollar invested at a guaranteed 25% p.a, and you should spend all this income going from doctor to doctor seeking a cure for a painful and embarassing chronic illness, and never finding one."

I had to chime in here. Someone should have posted a spew alert for this thread. Good thing I wasn't drinking my Dr Pepper at the time I read some of these. And by the way, WHAT is a sloar????
Thanks for several great laughs.
The Tisroc: may he get lost in his own palace. Repeatedly.
Wendy