by The Pfifltrigg » May 31st, 2006, 1:20 am
Fairy Hardcastle? Tall and thin? No, that'd be Grace Ironwood. "Miss Hardcastle", on the other hand: A body like Rosie O'Donnell, a face like Janet Reno, hair like Hillary Clinton's (but the color of John Kerry's), dressed in one of those "French Maid" outfits and some leather (including her black "Police Cap"), with a shrivelled long cheroot and garish make-up and one fat too-bare leg over the arm of the chair she is slumped in and looking down her nose at poor Mr. Studdock.
Like Jack said, at the same time "rankly sexed, but wholly unattractive". A big fat butch, in other words.
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