by The Pfifltrigg » December 1st, 2006, 2:59 am
For the Mayor of Lake-Town:
Tomorrow is not a good day for an airshow.
For Miss R. Cotton: Fair blossoms from far-off lands bloom for you around the bend.
For Lotho Pimple: Haste not after another's wealth, lest you find yourself in a Bad End.
For Tom, Bert, and Bill---
Bert's says: Early to bed and late to rise makes you healthy, wealthy, and depetrified. Look it up.
Tom's says: Poor Richard tastes better with mustard on his legs.
Bill's says, um...
I don't think we'll ever know what Bill's said. Probably something like Don't eat the paper.
False ideas may be refuted indeed by argument, but by true ideas alone are they expelled. — Apologia Pro Vita Sua: Cardinal Newman
Freedom lost and then regained bites with deeper fangs than freedom never in danger. — Cicero
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